Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
gay

Original ID   : 305
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Gay just means stupid - there never seemed to be any real implication that you were actually gay if someone called you gay. Pete Beal’s Banana Bowl was another matter.

Teacher : What is the capital of France?

Elaine : Is it Calais sir?

Darren : Sir, Elaine’s being gay!

Jon B

Well yeah, but gay also means like, noncey or twat-tacular, or wanky, or nobalike. Anything irritating is gay as well. Oh, and saying “your mum” is gay.

griff