Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Garbage Pail Kids

Original ID   : 3024
Created On    : 2003-11-14
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Mid-80,s sticker craze featuring Chuckie-looking ‘kids’ with punny names, e.g. ‘Electric Bill’ was a kid in prison clothes being zapped on an electric chair. Each person had a GPK equivalent. I was Cheeky Charles because I had a fat face, so people would come up to me and puff out their cheeks. Being ‘Shorn Sean’ (bloodied face, oozing spots) led to your face being scraped with a ruler. They were eventually banned from my Catholic school as it was decided they were Satanic in origin.

Mr T