Law of the Playground

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Fudge, A finger of

Original ID   : 4877
Created On    : 2005-07-22
Last Modified : 2005-08-01


Reworking of the classic Fudge advert jingle.

A finger of Fudge is just enough
Until it’s time to eat
A finger of Fudge is just enough
To give your kids false teeth
It’s full of Cadbury’s concrete
And very hard to eat…

Wholly innacurate, as a finger of Fudge left in a bag all morning often acquired the soft texture of a freshly laid dog’s plop.

Jay D

A finger and fuck,
Is just enough
To give a girl a treat.

Obviously.

Nick P