Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
fuck up

Original ID   : 853
Created On    : 2002-12-13
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Thing I accidentally said when under extreme pressure, faced with gang of big, hard older girls all shouting stuff at me.

Though it was embarrassing at the time, I have since realised, from the books of Roddy Doyle etc. that “Fuck up” is a perfectly valid and pleasing insult, combining Fuck Off, Shut Up, and, as a bonus, expressing the hope that the person it’s said to will ‘Fuck Up’ in their future endeavours. With hindsight, I SO win, you whores.

Susan T