Law of the Playground

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fuck-tion

Original ID   : 1527
Created On    : 2003-03-07
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The sound omitted from Mrs Tulley’s mouth when Iain Lenton bit her on the neck in 1986, a year in which he thought he was a vampire.

She shouted ‘fuck’ quite clearly then added ‘shun’ on the end in a meaningless attempt to disguise what she said. Rumours went around for six weeks that she was being sent to teach in the Congo.

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