Law of the Playground

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frothcake

Original ID   : 293
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Hyperthetical concept of a person naked on all fours, violent diarrhoea and flatulence spitting from their raw anus. A wet, “Aero-like” bubbling build-up starts to form, much like comedy-broken-washing-machines’ output only brown and bad. If the person stays still, this shitty foam will harden into a frothcake which can be served in slices. I was old enough to have known better by the time this concept was invented.

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