Law of the Playground

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flea castle

Original ID   : 283
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A highly effective defense against the attack of a trevor’s fleas. The castle was constructed from sandwich boxes, “club” biscuits and anything else which could stand unaided as a section of wall. Bananas made excellent flea-cannons which were mounted on the the walls. Drink bottles and thermos flasks made the lookout towers. A small castle could be built around yourself, but the game was more fun when the entire table made a full-on flea castle which completely cut the fleabag off from the rest of us.

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