Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Fiddling

Original ID   : 1839
Created On    : 2003-04-10
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


As close as one can get to a wank without actually wanking, and therefore becoming a wanker. Wherease being a wanker is a bad thing (unless you boast about doing it over ten times a day, or you can produce over a pint in a single splot), having a fiddle is perfectly acceptable.

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