Original ID : 266 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Holding in a fart can yield great rewards if you release after a key phrase. For instance, after a scene in Star Wars where someone asked someone else to put a trace on a spaceship, I dropped cargo and declared “put a trace on that”. Bravo, me.
You won't have to wait long. It's quite easy.
How do you do?
*parp*
Much better now, thanks.
What time is it?
*parp*
Too farty.
Hello!
*parp*
Calm down Jeffrey, he wasn't talking to you.
This last one works best if you're known for having an anus called Jeffrey
Jon B
Also appropriate after certain demands, i.e ‘Quick, press my nose’, or ‘Quick, pull my finger’. ‘Quick’ is imperative, to avoid clenching and possible follow-through on release.
Dinner D
The accepted linguistic term for fart so perfectly-timed that it lends emphasis or meaning to the surrounding context is pumptuation .