Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Elephant juice

Original ID   : 5045
Created On    : 2005-08-31
Last Modified : 2005-09-25


When mouthed to someone, the lip-reading recipient will interpret this as “I love you”. On their begging your pardon, you could then reply, “I said elephant juice , dummy.”

This was briefly popular at our school until Steven Richardson blurted out “I love you!” to Andy Scott, missing the point entirely, but confirming what we already knew.

toastie d

On a similar note, mouthing “vacuum” looks a lot like you’re saying “fuck you”. Though this probably doesn’t count because I just nicked it from an episode of Family Guy.

Nick K