Law of the Playground

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eggy apple

Original ID   : 239
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The term to describe the fart of a father.

Fuzzbucket

Cartman’s mum described her fart as a stinky apple, too. Is there a link between apples, parents, and farting?

Jon B

I’m 29, and my dad still uses the term ‘windy poo’ when talking to me about farts. Even though windy and poo are both completely innocent words, there’s something innocuously horrific when your dad talks about a scirocco of shit whipping up a turdstorm from your anus.

[anon]