Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Eef

Original ID   : 2450
Created On    : 2003-09-18
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


One of the many synonyms for ’twat’. After a while, the regular insult exchange evolved into:

Kid A: You’re an eef!

Kid B: Eef what?

Kids A+B (singing): Eef I was a rich man…

They would then continue to sing any of the rest of the words if they could a) remember them, and b} be bothered.

Matt F