Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Eech, meech, hen's keech, toley, bum, fart.

Original ID   : 3559
Created On    : 2004-02-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Quite simply the rudest phrase that can be uttered by a six year old Scottish child.

Apparently a toley is a willy, and hen’s keech is chicken poo. No further translation is provided.

Helmut C

Just so that you know, a toley is in fact a jobbie, and not a willy as previously suggested.

Brother Benji W

Also the Scottish expression wee toley means turtle’s head . So as long as you’re in Scotland, you can say “Oh, so ye cannae sit fae yer wee toley?”, without anyone replying what the fuck are you talking about?

greg i