Duck or get stabbed
Original ID : 4108 Created On : 2004-11-17 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A fantastic game played at Ashfield High School in New South Wales (Australia).
Get everyone’s pencil sharpeners, and remove the blades. You may need a screwdriver.
Then, turn the ceiling fans up to full, and when the time seems right, yell " duck or get stabbed “, and throw the blades into the fan.
Children and teacher alike would then dive under their desks to avoid receiving a chaotic facial slash.
This being Australia, the teacher probably didn’t cry and leave the teaching profession forever. She probably said “heh, nice one, blue” before hopping onto a jetski and doing a double-dunny in Gedunga Bay, or something like that .