Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Drug Dealers

Original ID   : 4125
Created On    : 2004-11-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


In primary school, reasoning that drug dealing was the ultimate in cool, yet lacking the knowledge of what a drug dealer actually did , I decided to collect cigarette butts, peel away the paper, and store the filter tips in a certain drainpipe in the playground.

This became a surprisingly successful craze at my school, lasting for a good few weeks before a teacher was told about our glamourous and highly illegal exploits and broke up the cartel.

jon j