Law of the Playground

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Drama, how not to do

Original ID   : 5541
Created On    : 2005-12-21
Last Modified : 2006-04-03


“With a partner, come up with a short scene of a bully and a victim before showing it to the class,” said Mrs Young.

Following several rehearsals, Dave and I stood up to present our five-minute piece:

Me: Oi you, give me your lunch money.

At which point he punched me full in the face, thus ending the play.

Unbelievably, I then got a bollocking for ‘provoking’ Dave - Mrs Young clearly oblivious to the fact that a) it was a piece of theatre, and b) it was Dave who veered wildly and violently from the script.

Gareth W