Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
door corner crush

Original ID   : 218
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


when fully opened back upon itself, some classroom doors create a kind of tiny triangular cell, made from two corner walls and a door. An unpopular pupil may be safely contained in this cell. Then, every single school bag within reach may be hurled over the top, crushing the victim, and usually making him scream in a wild “drowning” panic.

Olly L