Law of the Playground

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Donkey

Original ID   : 5021
Created On    : 2005-08-25
Last Modified : 2005-10-31


“You may have heard,” said Mr Delaney, “that some of the older pupils have a nickname for me. It’s donkey , because of that song called ‘Delaney’s Donkey’. Have you heard it?”

No, we hadn’t.

“It is rather funny, you know”, he said, only twitching a little bit. “So, this is your one and only chance to call me donkey .”

It absolutely, incontrovertibly wasn’t.

Harry G