do you fancy my bird?
Original ID : 206 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Classic Catch-22 for those who have got past their revulsion of the opposite sex. More vicious male asks male he wishes to kick the shit out of: “Do you fancy my bird?” Answer yes : “Well she’s my fucking bird” - you get a pummeling. Answer no: “What, you think she’s ugly?” - you get a pummeling. Answer well obviously yes, but she’s your bird, and I respect that - “Are you being clever?” - you get a pummelling.