Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Ding dong ding dong

Original ID   : 1753
Created On    : 2003-04-03
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


‘Ding dong ding dong, your nose is that long.’ Sung to the tune of Big Ben striking.

Weak insult, even by five year-old standards, but we laughed at the time.

Julian B