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Digital watch reflections

Original ID   : 1915
Created On    : 2003-04-16
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Bright sunlight. Teacher’s eyes. Reflections from the watch glass. Interrogation simulation. Yum yum.

[anon]

Until you do it with a mirror to the umpire of a cricket match from one of the upstairs classrooms and the whole class gets detention.

Julian B

This requires some effort, but if a number of you can convince your parents that you need a pocket mirror for a class project (on the speed of light, or the science of reflections, or something like that), then you can faithfully reproduce the searchlights from a concentration camp.

If the lights land on anyone, in particular someone haplessly entering your class, you can then divide into two groups - one howling like an alarm, the other barking like guard dogs.

This will make the person entering the room feel as awkward as it is possible for humans to feel.

Rupert B