Law of the Playground

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Diapers

Original ID   : 3159
Created On    : 2003-12-03
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Very old teachers - it was rumoured - wore adult diapers. To test this theory, hold your breath as the teacher walks past your seat; if you can hear crinkling, then they are wearing diapers.

If you can’t hear crinkling, they must be wearing some new space-age diaper where they’ve fixed the crinkling issue.

[anon]