Death by chocolate
Original ID : 1470 Created On : 2003-02-27 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Overweight, possibly asthmatic boy runs wheezing across the playground with a look of terror in his eyes. Just before he can reach the relative safety of the canteen, the pack of ten or more lads descend upon him and take turns to fart without restraint on his face. Next time a kid from the year above asks him if he’d like some chocolate, he’ll say "no thanks".