Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
dead actually, My Mum is

Original ID   : 1026
Created On    : 2002-12-23
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Matt Foster’s beautiful response when asked by knock-kneed celtic cunt of a bus driver, ‘Jock’, if his Mum lets him put his feet up on the seat at home.

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I got to use that one when asked if my mum knew I was out dressed like that.

In your face, record shop owner.

Still burns, does it, Het? Actually, even after all these years, it’s still plainly obvious that the record shop owner won THAT round. AND he owned a RECORD SHOP. If THAT’S not coming first in the lottery of life, frankly I don’t know what IS. - Mansh

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