Law of the Playground

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David Smart's sister

Original ID   : 2841
Created On    : 2003-10-28
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


I forget her name, but she would have been quite attractive if

(a) She didn’t bear a disturbing family resemblance to David.

(b) She didn’t constantly stink of cat piss.

Pete S

Tom Danby’s sister looked more like a boy than he did. That’s saying something when you consider that Danby looked like a big chimp with a stress vein on its forehead, stuffed into a school uniform.

Gotty G