Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
das ist meine schildkrote!

Original ID   : 2256
Created On    : 2003-08-13
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The one sentence that my brain saw fit to remember from years of German lessons. Translation - That is my tortoise .

See also Mein Hummer fonctionniert nicht .

Alistair G

Kann Ich bitte das Brot haben mein Stabhausrecke is hungrich…
Can I have the bread please, my stick insect is hungry

Another triumph of vocab over use

Ginger S

I’m still learning German. My dictionary reckons that ‘stick insect’ is ‘Gespenstheuschrecke’ which apparently literally means ‘ghost-hay-fright’. Sorry to bother you. I love you.

nathan b