Dairylea
Original ID : 5965 Created On : 2006-04-20 Last Modified : 2006-04-22
Alan was “special” in the energetic, disruptive, pissing-the-teacher-off kind of way. Textbook ADD hyperactivity I suppose, but as he wasn’t a mong we would play with him quite happily at breaktimes. One breaktime we were talking about the new Dairylea advert and musing on what we would do for a Dairylea triangle.
Alan said “Well, I wouldn’t do this”, stuck out his bottom slightly and then proceeded to shit himself. We played less with Alan after this.
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Dairy Lee was the name given in primary school to Lee Stocker, because he was on milk tokens due to his family having no money.