Curtains
Original ID : 1743 Created On : 2003-04-01 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
John Hunter (known as ‘Curtains’ for his sad fanny-parting haircut) was the only person in the school who was bullied by everyone. A favourite memory of this criminally annoying nonentity is seeing him, in fifth form aged 16, being chased around by a gang of rogueish first years who are baying for his blood. This is one of those lads who never learns that if you take the piss out of a large group of kids, no matter how old you are, if you’re a complete pussy, they’re going to beat the living shit out of you. And beat him up they did.