Law of the Playground

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Cup-a-Poop

Original ID   : 4672
Created On    : 2005-06-08
Last Modified : 2005-06-24


Usually dispensed in the school dinner queue. In order to make a Cup-a-Poop one hand was cupped over the arse crack, so that an SBD could be stealthily emanated.

The warmed and stinking cupped hand would be clenched into a fist to contain the smells. Then opened up over the mouth and nose of any unsuspecting smaller kid along with the shout of Cup-a-Poop! Cup-a-Poop! Cup-a-Poooooooooop! You would rub your hand quite hard in their face, to make sure every last drop went up their nose.

Occasionally you would ask your victim first; ’ What is your favourite flavour Cup-a-Poop? ’ Whatever they answered would be challenged with ‘Well I think it’s beef’ before the Cup-a-Poop was served.

Stuart M