Law of the Playground

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Crystal

Original ID   : 4815
Created On    : 2005-07-12
Last Modified : 2005-08-01


Crystal was a girl at my primary school who had been kept back a year due to her mental health problems. One lunchtime, Darby Dorass went to the toilet for a piss and came out screaming. We went into the toilets to see that Crystal was standing there having a shit into one of the urinals. Nobody ever used that urinal again.

Josh B