Law of the Playground

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crustying

Original ID   : 181
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The act of taking a classmate’s pen / pencil / ruler, going to the toilet and rubbing the object up and down the crack of your arse with unseemly relish, then quietly replacing it. A bonus occurs if the victim thoughtfully puts the crustied item to his mouth.

Jason G