Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Crotcho

Original ID   : 1943
Created On    : 2003-07-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A nickname applied to me early on in Grade 7 by a flat-chested girl clearly deluded about her own attractiveness. According to friends, the name derived from the fact that every time I looked at her, I would get a steaming erection, which I would get out and beat off.

Even if I had been inclined to spontaneous public dickwanking, I wouldn’t have done it over a girl who looked like a fucking man.

Nicolas K