Law of the Playground

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Cross-Country

Original ID   : 5626
Created On    : 2006-01-14
Last Modified : 2006-07-25


Our school’s zero tolerance policy towards PE kit offenders went too far when Richard Muchamore was forced to complete a cross-country run in his pants. No ten-laps-of-the-school-field for Richard - they sent him out into the world.

Given that the venue for our cross-country runs was the infamous ‘cottaging’ area of Hampstead Heath, London, the story of a 13 year old boy jogging up and down in a pair of Knight Rider Y-fronts might well have ended more messily than it did.

Derek M

Our bitchwhore of a first year junior teacher, Miss Shaw, made a young lad of pikey extraction do PE in a lovely pleated green PE skirt from the lost kit mong begbox when he forgot his shorts once. If I saw her today, I’d kick her in the cunt for that.

Drew S