Law of the Playground

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Crop the Wanker

Original ID   : 2600
Created On    : 2003-10-03
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


In Coventry, children were too poor to call it British Bulldog and had to invent their own name for it. ‘Crop the wanker’ was cheerily shouted across the Coundon area as little children’s kneecaps were kicked in by 15 bigger boys.

Hurray! We’ve snuck British Bulldog in, under the wire. Phil will be FURIOUS!-The other Eds.

Ginger S