Law of the Playground

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Cribbage

Original ID   : 3861
Created On    : 2004-04-29
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Cribbage is a disease that causes the sufferer to freeze in a comedy pose. If, during a conversation with your friend, his fists raise to his face and press his cheeks into his eyes, it is polite to ask " ooh, nasty cribbage there? “, then carry on talking.

It was funny for exactly one and a half days, by which time we’d run out of comedy poses.

[anon]