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Creme Egg, Speed-Eating

Original ID   : 4684
Created On    : 2005-06-10
Last Modified : 2005-06-24


A game that involved eating a Creme egg faster than your opponent.

The game was short-lived, and effectively ruined in its early rounds, when a competitor managed to somehow empty his mouth in three seconds. There seemed little point in choking ourselves to beat such an admirable and physically impossible record, so we went back to whatever we did before Creme Egg Speed Eating.

[anon]