country pancake
Original ID : 172 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Victim was approached and asked: ‘Would you rather run a mile, jump a stile or eat a country pancake?’ Hilarity ensued if the answer was the latter (as it usually was). A country pancake is a cowpat, y’see. Sadly if anybody gave the first or second answer, the riposte was not quite as cutting: ‘Er, go on then.’