Law of the Playground

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Count your blessings

Original ID   : 4150
Created On    : 2004-11-23
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The Assembly mantra of our head of year, Mr Farquarson. In a blatant case of not listening to one’s own advice he was found dead in his car on a mountain in the Lake District.

Tom MacPhearson was suspended a few days later for finding an exhaust pipe on the school field and asking the Bursar if it was Mr Farquarson’s.

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