Law of the Playground

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Contagious Asthma

Original ID   : 3779
Created On    : 2004-04-16
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Aged 8, Ian claimed he caught asthma from me after a particularly bitter game of tag. I did not know, until recently, that asthma is not an contagious disease.

I like to imagine myself, grown up and knowlegeable, retrospectively putting him in his place with an arsenal of words like respiratory, non-communicable, and retrospectively.

As it was, I just apologised for giving him asthma.

The Boy T