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Colin's Dialysis Machine

Original ID   : 3778
Created On    : 2004-04-16
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Colin was star of an late 70’s educational video about and the horrors of kidney failure and the wonders of dialysis. He was a fey child, a girlishly slight frame setting off a girlishly soprano voice. (Blimey - he sounds like antique-hunting pre-teen http://www.disappointment.com/playground/jamesharries.jpg… - Log)

Colin’s jim-jams were paisley, had flared sleeves and pointed collars. Colin looked away, biting his brave bottom lip as his mother stuck a sharp needle into his arm.

As if this wasn’t heart-breaking enough, Colin’s chirpy closing speech to the camera distilled into fifteen words what dialysis means to so many; " I love being on my dialysis machine, because then I can eat crisps and pop. "

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