Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
cock smack

Original ID   : 6807
Created On    : 2011-10-15
Last Modified : 2011-10-16


There is a global game of cock smack going on right now, and if you have a cock, you're playing. To initiate a round of cock smack, you must first warn your target with the phrase “you know the rules - cover your jewels”. For obvious reasons, the warning phrase is often shortened to “Yehnehtheruhcuhyuhjuz” . Then, smack them in the cock.

Smacks range from the full cock-punch, to the more advanced and surprisingly debilitating bell flick.

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