Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
clemo

Original ID   : 159
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The stupidest bloke ever. We told him once that a wasp nest had 50 quid in it, and all he had to do was to shout at it whilst running towards it. Upon reaching it he then had to beat the living wasp out of it. He ended up looking like Russell Harty’s cock. Hence the phrase “Don’t be such a Clemo”

Scott W