Classical Wank
Original ID : 2080 Created On : 2003-07-17 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Classic urban fable, told with very little variation, although in this version the boy is listening to Beethoven’s Fifth. Basically,
- Boy decides to have immersive wank, using headphones and closing his eyes. - Boy masturbates to stringy completion. - Upon opening his eyes, a steaming cup of tea is next to his bed. - Boy deduces that mother has watched him wank.
A worse case scenario would be if the child opened his eyes on the vinegar strokes, saw his mother standing there, and having passed the point of no return, ejaculated onto his knee while they both stared at each other. A grubby little punctuation mark, sliding onto the linen.