Law of the Playground

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clacker knackers

Original ID   : 1307
Created On    : 2003-02-10
Last Modified : 2006-04-15


A boy, in need of support and companionship after receiving a prosthetic testicle, tells his ‘best friend’ about said operation. Within minutes the entire school knows. Within hours his name is ‘clacker knackers’. Withing a week, kids are waiting for him to pass by at break times with a couple of Coke cans, clanking them together to match the rhythm of his walk. The bionic bollocked boy flees.

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