Law of the Playground

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choose wisely

Original ID   : 1671
Created On    : 2003-03-26
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Based on the grail selection scene at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Present the victim with two closed palms. Tell them to “Choose Wisely”.

Whichever choice is made precipitates a violent assault, followed by gravely intoning “he chose poorly..” in the fashion of a 700 year old knight.

Julian B