Original ID : 3758 Created On : 2004-04-09 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A classic scenario between mother and child. Either through the child’s one-off expression of preference, or because the mother is simply mistaken, the mother gets it into her head that her son likes cheese sandwiches .
She will then give her son cheese sandwiches until he finishes his GCSEs. The son will at first eat them, because - after all - he likes cheese sandwiches. Soon, they will be left, rotting, in long-forgotten bag pockets and hedges on the way to school. After five years, the boy might even have to find new ways to walk to school, to avoid over-saturating certain roads with cheese fucking sandwiches.
I did bring this up with my mother in adult life, and she asked me why I didn’t say anything at the time. But… you can’t, can you?
NOTE : Use this effect to your advantage with less-visited and possibly housebound relatives, who will fill their home with your favourite thing, and you can go around there whenever you feel like it .