Cheeky Cunt
Original ID : 4568 Created On : 2005-05-05 Last Modified : 2005-06-24
Pinch a flap of skin on your cheek between thumb and middle finger, then use the index to make a fold in the resulting bulge. Hey presto, you have something vaguely resembling a bald vagina on your face.
This was demonstrated to me aged 8, when I had never seen a cunt, didn’t know what the word meant, and had no idea whether a bald cunt was funnier than a hairy one. It was on the guy’s cheek though, so I laughed anyway.