Law of the Playground

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Cat Attire

Original ID   : 5754
Created On    : 2006-02-13
Last Modified : 2006-02-17


A sock on a cats head is officially the most hilarious thing known to humanity, as the cat in question will automatically go into retarded-driver-reverse mode and shuffle slowly backwards, bumping into things and making odd growly noises. The fun is spoiled, naturally, when parents arrive.

Although this board condones no form of animal cruelty, cats are the excepton. They SO reckon they’re IT.

Kit K

A favourite of mine was getting the cat to provide us with a show of breakdancing. This is easily achieved by simply putting a piece of Sellotape on each paw. A sock on the head will give it that “Catz in the Hood” gangsta rapper look.

Eager D