Law of the Playground

An unexpected continuance of a bundy, or an uncle vesta, after a couple of moments to let everything cool down. The attack is resumed in an identical style, but instead of crying the name of the actual attack, you cry “brucie bonus”, as the victim is very lucky to receive this extra salvo of pain.

Jon B

Miss Bruce had a terrible habit of trying to distinguish wrongdoers in assembly, by choosing the least distinctive features as a reference point. Such as; 1) You, in the grey jumper (90% of us) 2) You with the dark hair or 3) You yes you, no next to you, him! No not you, YOU! It was like a living breathing game of Guess Who?

Matt P

The science teacher, Mr Stewart (aka Brucie - never knew why), would reward a pupil’s correct answer, a rare event indeed, by placing a perfectly mined bogey on the pupil’s desk. For an exceptionally good answer, Brucie’s Bonus would be smeared on your science book for prosperity.

Nobber