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Brenton Stanton

Original ID   : 3341
Created On    : 2004-01-12
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Brenton Stanton smelled, and he had a head the same shape as a small bucket; but he never cried if he fell over. He had a brother called Royson who also smelled but who grew up to father four children who didn’t. Despite his strange name no one picked on him because he had a real leather football and his father looked like Ian Brady.

Bob M